Thursday, December 10, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods' Wife, Elin Nordegren, Moves Out

BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods' Wife, Elin Nordegren, Moves Out


Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren must've finally snapped after hearing scores upon scores of women all come forward with some type of testimonial along with picture, text message and voicemail proof that Tiger Woods had been doing the "Cablinasian nasty" all over town. According to one source:

"Tiger Woods' wife has apparently moved out. It appears that Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren moved out of the house today, as news of yet another mistress has begun making the rounds. This isn't exactly surprising news, as the latest mistress that is alleged to have an affair with Tiger Woods is the seventh that has come forward. It seems like far too many women for them all to be telling the truth, but the negative press is really starting to add up against Tiger Woods. Now it seems that Nordegren may have heard enough about these trysts and has decided to move out of the house she shares with Tiger Woods."

SMH! Poor Tiger.... well, the silver lining is that he had a rock solid prenup that only allots her $20 Milli. And now he gets to frolick with whomever, where ever, whenever! Now, bring on some Sistas, Tiger!

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