Thursday, December 10, 2009

Tiger Woods latest: Mistress count is now 11

The mistress count in the latest Tiger Woods has jumped up yet again. Mistress #11 is Veronica Siwik-Daniels aka Joslyn James. It was originally reported by some (including myself) that she was #8, but there were actually a few girls to come out before her.

Veronica Siwik-Daniels is porn star #2 (after Holly Sampson) on Tiger Woods' list of women. Though there's no doubt in my mind that Tiger Woods is a cheater, I am hesitant to believe that he slept with both porn stars. You know under all of that makeup they're a hot mess. Actually they're usually a hot mess even with it on. Though he cheated on his wife (possibly when she was pregnant), he does have some standards.

Besides that, porn stars are just desperate to be famous. Even if they just talked to Tiger Woods a few times, they're going to try to cash in and get their 15 minutes of fame.

Tiger Woods Update: More Racy Texts to Jaimee Grubbs

The latest Tiger Woods update is a set of racy texts that Tiger Woods sent to Jaimee Grubbs, mistress #2. In the sext-messages, Tiger Woods jokes about Jaimee being naked with another man, asks her if she has a boyfriend, and tells her "quiet and secretively we will always be together". Jaimee Grubbs tells Tiger he's the only black guy she's been with and that he should "feel special".

Read the Tiger Woods text messages below. (All smiley faces and winks have been removed. I'll spare you that.) You'll roll your eyes, be disgusted, and might even feel a little bit of throw-up in the back of your mouth. Poor Elin Nordegren. Between these stories and the public embarrassment, I can't imagine she'll end up staying with Tiger.

July 20, 3:04 p.m.
Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise
Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you
Tiger: We will make it happen

July 26, 11: 22 p.m.
Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday
Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
Tiger: alone with him that is
Jaimee: haha I wish

Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.
Jaimee: miss u
Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months

Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where
Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond
Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that
Tiger: you just need some attention from me
Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend

Tiger: then I am
Jaimee: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.
Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring oldgolf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf

Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy

Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.
Jaimee: is it orange county time yet?
Tiger: oh stop

Jaimee: hahaha I know … but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me … im finding myself watching sports center … haha j/k it isn't that bad
Tiger: its never been that bad
Jaimee: very true … I only watch football
Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that?
Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.
Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week
Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport
Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m
Tiger: send me something very naughty
Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work
Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
Jaimee: haha ur too much

Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.
Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport
I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms
Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.
Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning
Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u

Tiger: Because I'm blasian

Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.
Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off
Tiger:
you are too funny

Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.
Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you
Jaimee: u too love

Tiger Woods' Wife Elin Nordegren's Twin Sister


Tiger Woods' wife has a twin sister who shares Elin's good looks. According to People.com, Josefin Nordegren worked as an au pair with her sister for another golfer Jesper Parnevik -- and it was he who introduced Elin to Tiger. Both of the sisters were born on New Year's Day in 1980, and they worked a number of odd summer jobs (also as supermarket cashiers) to pay for their educations. Fortunately, for Elin, she was able to stop working odd jobs once she found her meal ticket in a 8-figure Cablinasian by the name of Tiger

BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods' Wife, Elin Nordegren, Moves Out

BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods' Wife, Elin Nordegren, Moves Out


Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren must've finally snapped after hearing scores upon scores of women all come forward with some type of testimonial along with picture, text message and voicemail proof that Tiger Woods had been doing the "Cablinasian nasty" all over town. According to one source:

"Tiger Woods' wife has apparently moved out. It appears that Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren moved out of the house today, as news of yet another mistress has begun making the rounds. This isn't exactly surprising news, as the latest mistress that is alleged to have an affair with Tiger Woods is the seventh that has come forward. It seems like far too many women for them all to be telling the truth, but the negative press is really starting to add up against Tiger Woods. Now it seems that Nordegren may have heard enough about these trysts and has decided to move out of the house she shares with Tiger Woods."

SMH! Poor Tiger.... well, the silver lining is that he had a rock solid prenup that only allots her $20 Milli. And now he gets to frolick with whomever, where ever, whenever! Now, bring on some Sistas, Tiger!

Tiger Woods' 7th Mistress, Holly Sampson, Was A Softcore Porn Star



Tiger Woods' might have been scraping the bottom of the barrel with his 7th mistress, purported porn star Holly Sampson. The New York Daily News reports that porn star Holly Sampson is the seventh woman connected to Tiger Woods' expanding sex scandal. The Daily Mail also referenced Sampson over the weekend. According to her IMDb page, she is a 36-year-old actress whose film appearances include racy titles such as Descent Into Bondage and Diary of a Horny Housewife. Her filmography contains 85 titles, most of which appear to be pornographic or erotic films. She has also used the name Nicolette Foster. Does Nicolette Foster ring a bell to any of you porn afficionados? Of course it does! See semi-nude pic of Holly Sampson below:

Holly Sampson From Naughty America Gets EXPLICIT Talking Sex With Tiger Woods



Holly Sampson From Naughty America Gets EXPLICIT Talking Sex With Tiger Woods

Holly Sampson, from Naughty America fame, and Tiger Woods mistress #7 got really explicit in describing her sexual endeavor with Mr. Tiger Woods. Here's a transcript from the video where she is questioned about the entire ordeal:

Sampson: I f*cked Tiger Woods.

Question: How did that happen?
Sampson: My friend Brett Bolthouse. He runs a lot of nightclubs. You know who Brett Bolthouse is. He used to be a friend of mine, and he was good friends with one of Tiger Wood's assistants. So me and my girlfriends, we did a bachelor party for Tiger, and it was amazing. And he picked me to go into the room and have some, whatever. I have to say he was really good."
"I think it's pretty amazing too.... cause you kind of just forget about it."

Question: Did Tiger f*ck you doggystyle?
Sampson: No. He's like the whitest black boy you've ever met. His teeth are perfect and he's like the perfect gentleman. He's beautiful everything. He's beautiful."

Question: Did you suck Tiger's cock?
Sampson: I did.

Question: Did he go down on you?
Sampson: I don't remember that. I don't think he did. It was pretty simple straight up sex. I think I would remember.

Question: Where did he cum?
Sampson: In his condom. Like a good boy. I practice safe sex. I do -- as boring as it seems I practice safe sex. He's got a lot to protect himself for too.
I'm sure he would probably die to know I was telling this on the internet, but that's ok. I don't care. It was fun. It's not like it's any big mystery.

Well... so far, none of the women have any complaints about Tiger living up to his name in bed...and it looks like he's been using protection. No harm, no foul!

Tiger Woods women list

Looking for the Tiger Woods Women List? Here it is, meet Tiger Woods’ Mistresses:

Rachel Uchitel arrives from New York at the Los Angeles International Airport in Los Angeles Nov. 29, 2009. The National Enquirer published a story alleging that golfer Tiger Woods, who was involved in a car accident near his home on Friday, had been seeing the New York night club hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters. Uchitel denied having an affair with Woods when contacted by the Associated Press.



Waitress Jaimee, 24, Grubbs told Us Weekly magazine that she met the Woods in 2007, two months before Nordegren delivered their first child. Grubbs released a voice mail message last week where Woods asks her to erase his name from her cellphone, which led to Woods issuing an apology on his Web site. Grubbs claims to have roughly 300 text messages from Woods.


Life & Style magazine reported that Kalika Moquin, 27, who met Woods at the Bank, a nightclub at the Bellagio hotel where she works as a marketing executive also carried on an affair with Woods. Moquin would not comment when reached by ABCNews.com.


According to the New York Daily News, 31-year-old Cori Rist met Woods at New York City hotspot Butter last year and have continued an affair since. She has a 7-year-old son.


Mindy Lawton told British News of the World that beginning in 2006, she and Woods regularly saw each for sex, partying at Orlando’s Blue Martini club and having sex in the golfer’s home and in his car parked in a church parking lot. Lawton she stopped hearing from Woods two years ago when his wife Elin Nordegren gave birth to the couple’s first child, a daughter named Sam.



aime Jungers, 26, who has modeled for the lingerie line Trashy Girls, reportedly met Woods just months after his wedding when he invited her to join his VIP table at the Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas. From there the couple spent the night at the MGM Grand Mansion hotel, kicking off a months-long affair, according to Britain’s Mirror. A smokin’-hot lingerie model not only got Tiger’s attention — she also got a bundle of his dough to stay in his den, an astounding new report says. Jamie Jungers, 26, used the scads of money she got from the 34-year-old Woods to enhance her already striking looks, Life & Style magazine reports in its new issue, on newsstands today. “Tiger gave Jamie thousands of dollars,” said an insider quoted by the mag. “She took that money to get liposuction on her thighs.” Jungers met Woods in Las Vegas in 2005 while working as a so-called “Trashy Girl” for the Trashy Lingerie line. They supposedly cavorted without the knowledge of Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, for more than a year — and at the same time the curvy Jungers was engaged, the report says.



Holly Sampson, 36, who starred in the films “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2″ has not denied an extramarital affair with Woods. Denver-based lawyer Andy Contigulgia, representing Sampson, did not return calls from ABC News.com.


Pornography actress Joslyn James, star of “Porn Star Brides,” was the tenth woman to be linked to scandal-hit golfer Tiger Woods. James, who has starred in a number of extremely explicit adult films, allegedly slept with the sportsman on a number of occasions. According to sports website Deadspin.com, she had boasted of their relationship to a friend. James, whose real name is Veronica Siwik-Daniels, is said to have considered herself Woods’ “full-time mistress.”



Naughty America Tiger Woods. Pornstar Holly Sampson (Mistress 7) Says ‘Tiger Woods Is The Whitest Black Boy I Ever Met’:

Holly Sampson, from Naughty America fame, and Tiger Woods mistress #7 got really explicit in describing her sexual endeavor with Mr. Tiger Woods. Here’s a transcript from the video where she is questioned about the entire ordeal:

Sampson: I f*cked Tiger Woods.

Question: How did that happen?
Sampson: My friend Brett Bolthouse. He runs a lot of nightclubs. You know who Brett Bolthouse is. He used to be a friend of mine, and he was good friends with one of Tiger Wood’s assistants. So me and my girlfriends, we did a bachelor party for Tiger, and it was amazing. And he picked me to go into the room and have some, whatever. I have to say he was really good.”
“I think it’s pretty amazing too…. cause you kind of just forget about it.”

Question: Did Tiger f*ck you doggystyle?
Sampson: No. He’s like the whitest black boy you’ve ever met. His teeth are perfect and he’s like the perfect gentleman. He’s beautiful everything. He’s beautiful.”

Question: Did you suck Tiger’s cock?
Sampson: I did.

Question: Did he go down on you?
Sampson: I don’t remember that. I don’t think he did. It was pretty simple straight up sex. I think I would remember.

Question: Where did he cum?
Sampson: In his condom. Like a good boy. I practice safe sex. I do — as boring as it seems I practice safe sex. He’s got a lot to protect himself for too.
I’m sure he would probably die to know I was telling this on the internet, but that’s ok. I don’t care. It was fun. It’s not like it’s any big mystery.

Tiger Woods women List


Looking for the Tiger Woods Women List? Here it is, meet Tiger Woods’ Mistresses:

Rachel Uchitel arrives from New York at the Los Angeles International Airport in Los Angeles Nov. 29, 2009. The National Enquirer published a story alleging that golfer Tiger Woods, who was involved in a car accident near his home on Friday, had been seeing the New York night club hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters. Uchitel denied having an affair with Woods when contacted by the Associated Press.

In Nobel Peace Prize Speech, Obama Addresses Criticism on Afghanistan Strategy

n his remarks in accepting the Nobel Peace Prize in Oslo today, a humble President Obama acknowledged the skepticism surrounding whether he deserves the award -- only about a quarter of Americans believe he does, according to a Quinnipiac poll -- as well as the seeming disconnect of a man who just escalated the war in Afghanistan accepting a prize for peace.
He seemed to agree that his award is comparatively premature, since he is at the beginning of his time on the world stage.

"Compared to some of the giants of history who have received this prize -- Schweitzer and King; Marshall and Mandela -- my accomplishments are slight," the president said.

Read President Obama's full speech here.

Perhaps the most profound issue surrounding his prize, Obama said, is the fact that he is commander in -chief of a nation in the midst of two wars.

"I would be remiss if I did not acknowledge the considerable controversy that your generous decision has generated. In part, this is because I am at the beginning, and not the end, of my labors on the world stage," Obama said this morning. "I come here with an acute sense of the cost of armed conflict -- filled with difficult questions about the relationship between war and peace, and our effort to replace one with the other. ... I do not bring with me today a definitive solution to the problems of war."

Referring to the work of Martin Luther King Jr. and Mahatma Gandhi, the president said that "as a head of state sworn to protect and defend my nation, I cannot be guided by their examples alone. I face the world as it is, and cannot stand idle in the face of threats to the American people. ... The instruments of war do have a role to play in preserving the peace."

Obama's decision to send an additional 30,000 troops to Afghanistan -- announced last week -- is a cause for much consternation in Europe. As the cover of one Norwegian tabloid asks: "War or Peace President?"

"Sending new troops to Afghanistan, I think it's not. ... I don't think he deserves it yet," one Norwegian woman told ABC News.

The president spent the better half of this speech discussing how to address this issue, and the idea of a "just war" and a "just peace," in a philosophical treatise.

"Negotiations cannot convince al Qaeda's leaders to lay down their arms. To say that force is sometimes necessary is not a call to cynicism -- it is a recognition of history; the imperfections of man and the limits of reason," Obama told the audience.
He later decried "the way that religion is used to justify the murder of innocents by those who have distorted and defiled the great religion of Islam, and who attacked my country from Afghanistan." Al Qaeda extremists "remind us that no Holy War can ever be a just war. For if you truly believe that you are carrying out divine will, then there is no need for restraint -- no need to spare the pregnant mother, or the medic, or even a person of one's own faith."

But without question this was a Peace Prize speech in which the president defended the need for the United States to continue the conflict in Afghanistan -- and perhaps elsewhere.

"War itself is never glorious, and we must never trumpet it as such," he said. "So part of our challenge is reconciling these two seemingly irreconcilable truths -- that war is sometimes necessary, and war is at some level an expression of human feelings."

When force is necessary, the United States has a moral and strategic interest in binding itself to certain rules of conduct, Obama said, and the United States must be the standard bearer, which is the reason why he outlawed torture and ordered that the detainee center in Guantanamo Bay be closed.

"I -- like any head of state -- reserve the right to act unilaterally if necessary to defend my nation. Nevertheless, I am convinced that adhering to standards strengthens those who do, and isolates -- and weakens -- those who don't," Obama said.

Obama spoke of ways for the United States to pursue ways to avoid war -- pushing human rights and economic opportunity for everyone, and underlining the need for the international community to engage in tough diplomacy to punish rogue nations such as Iran and North Korea that are pursuing nuclear weapons.

"In dealing with those nations that break rules and laws, I believe that we must develop alternatives to violence that are tough enough to change behavior -- for if we want a lasting peace, then the words of the international community must mean something," Obama said. "Those regimes that break the rules must be held accountable. Sanctions must exact a real price."

The president also made his most robust defense of his policy of engaging with adversaries.

"I know that engagement with repressive regimes lacks the satisfying purity of indignation," he said. "But I also know that sanctions without outreach -- and condemnation without discussion -- can carry forward a crippling status quo. No repressive regime can move down a new path unless it has the choice of an open door."

"In light of the Cultural Revolution's horrors," the president said, President Richard Nixon's meeting with Chinese Communist Party leader Mao Zedong "appeared inexcusable -- and yet it surely helped set China on a path where millions of its citizens have been lifted from poverty, and connected to open societies. Pope John Paul's engagement with Poland created space not just for the Catholic Church, but for labor leaders like Lech Walesa. Ronald Reagan's efforts on arms control and embrace of perestroika not only improved relations with the Soviet Union, but empowered dissidents throughout Eastern Europe."

Obama said engaging with hostile regimes is not simple but "we must try as best we can to balance isolation and engagement; pressure and incentives, so that human rights and dignity are advanced over time."

While the nonviolence preached by King and Gandhi may not always be possible, the president said, the love that they preached -- their faith in human progress -- must always be the North Star that guides the world on its journey.

"We can acknowledge that oppression will always be with us, and still strive for justice. We can admit the intractability of depravation, and still strive for dignity. We can understand that there will be war, and still strive for peace," Obama told the audience, which included stars such as Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith. "We can do that -- for that is the story of human progress; that is the hope of all the world; and at this moment of challenge, that must be our work here on Earth."

Obama is just the third sitting U.S. president to win the prestigious award, and the first to win it in his first year in office. The previous sitting U.S. presidents who won were Theodore Roosevelt in 1906 and Woodrow Wilson in 1919.

Does President Obama Deserve the Nobel Peace Prize?

Earlier today, at a joint press conference with Norwegian Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg, Obama said that he is pursuing policy goals regardless of whether they will garner him an award, among them, nuclear no-proliferation, climate change, stabilizing Afghanistan and mobilizing an international effort to combat terrorism consistent with U.S. values and ideals.

"So on a whole host of initiatives that I've put forward this year, some of which are beginning to bear fruit, the goal is not to win a popularity contest or to get an award -- even one as esteemed as the Nobel Peace Prize -- the goal is to advance American interests, make ourselves a continuing force for good in the world. Something that we have been for decades now," he said.

"And if I'm successful in those tasks then hopefully some of the criticism will subside, but that's not really my concern," the president concluded. "And if I'm not successful then all the praise and the awards in the world won't disguise that fact."

Obama was asked about the criticism that his Nobel Peace prize is "premature" and how he can use it to "make some of your good intentions materialize."

"Upon receiving news of the prize it was a great surprise to me," the president said. "I have no doubt that there are others who may be more deserving."
How much the president deserves this award is an open question, according to U.S. polls and Norwegians.

"I think he may show later that he may deserve it, but not at present," said one Norwegian man. "So he hasn't shown enough to deserve it today."

Others agree, saying it's too soon and that others are more deserving.

"We need action, not just hope," said one Norwegian woman.

The president addressed such critics in his speech, saying, "The absence of hope can rot a society from within."

This morning, the president signed some legal documents giving the Nobel Institute the right to publish his acceptance speech, and Obama and the first lady signed a book containing the signatures of previous Nobel Peace Prize winners, notable names such as King, Mother Teresa and Nelson Mandela.
Asked what he wrote, the president said: "In addition to being honored to receive it, I think it's important to congratulate the Nobel Committee for the work that it's done over the course of history to highlight the cause of peace but also to give voice to the voiceless and the oppressed around the world."

Referring to the photos of previous Nobel Peace Prize recipients on the wall behind him, the president continued, "When you look at the wall -- Michelle and I were commenting on the fact that when Dr. King won his price it had a galvanizing effect around the world, but also lifted his stature in the United States in a way that allowed him to be more effective. And that's a legacy of the Nobel Committee that we're very grateful for."

Obama has promised to give the money that comes with the prize to a charity. The White House says it is still working on deciding the charity, but there is speculation that it could go toward an organization that provides microfinancing, a grass-roots method popular in many developing countries to provide loans to the poor and a subject that the president's mother wrote about extensively.

SF Bay schools phase out gay-friendly curriculum

ALAMEDA, Calif. – A San Francisco Bay area school board will use broad lessons against bias to replace a curriculum against bullying gay people that had become a national centerpiece in the opposition to same-sex marriage.

The vote by the Alameda Board of Education on Tuesday did little to ease tensions in the island city near Oakland. A lawsuit and threats of recalling school board members accompanied debate over the so-called Lesson 9 curriculum adopted in May to prevent anti-gay bullying.

Gay parents in the community wanted their children protected from bullying, while other parents argued that elementary school is too early to talk to students about gay people.

The new anti-bullying lessons approved by the board, at the recommendation of School Superintendent Kirsten Vital, will be supplemented by children's books that explicitly address six specific forms of bias, including against gays.

"This has torn apart our community," said school trustee Trish Herrera Spencer, the board member most opposed to the gay curriculum and who opposed adding the supplemental books. She said the board's latest action did not take into consideration "the strong beliefs" of all in the community.

The 45-minute Lesson 9, which was to be taught once a year in each grade starting with kindergarten, sparked a lawsuit, accusations that religious families were being discriminated against and threats of a recall election against the three board members who approved it.

Vital said her recommendation was meant to counter complaints from parents opposed to the original lesson because it highlighted only one type of bullying.

"There is not an off-the-shelf, perfect curriculum that is going to work for our community," Vital said, explaining that she wants to solicit book recommendations, bring them back to the school board for approval in a few months and then work with teachers to develop accompanying lesson plans in time for the 2010-11 academic year.

Several parents said they did not trust a teachers' committee to pick books that would both satisfy gay and lesbian parents and parents with religious views that do not condone homosexuality.

"Freedom of religion is protected from harassment and discrimination from anyone. It may be of no consequence to some, but it is a very integral part of many traditional families and should be honored," said Kellie Wood, who has three children in Alameda schools and is part of a group circulating recall election petitions. "If we're all honest, the friction between two protected classes, in particular, will not go away."

Kathy Passmore, a lesbian mother of two, said she hears students using anti-gay language in her job as a sixth grade teacher in Alameda. She urged the school board to retain the spirit of Lesson 9.

"The children of gay families exist and are attending ASUD schools every single day," she said. "They are here."

Alameda, an island city that foots Oakland and is home to a Coast Guard installation and a former Naval base that is being eyed for housing, is the latest community to be divided by its school district's desire to curb anti-gay bullying and the concerns of parents who do not want their children to hear about gay and lesbian issues in school.

During last year's campaign to pass a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriages in California, the measure's sponsors ran commercials featuring a Massachusetts couple who unsuccessfully sued their local district for the right to pull their child out of anti-bullying lessons that included references to gay households.

A year later, the same public relations firm that developed that ad developed a new one for the campaign to outlaw gay marriage in Maine focusing on a second-grade picture book that was part of Alameda's Lesson 9. The book, "Who's In A Family," contains pictures of families headed by grandparents, single parents and gay parents, among others.

A dozen Alameda families sued the school district earlier this year over its contention that parents did not have to be notified in advance when teachers planned to give the lessons so they could keep their children from receiving them. Last week, an Alameda Superior Court judge sided with the school district, ruling that a state law allowing parents to have their "opt-out" of discussions about human sexuality did not apply to Lesson 9.

Kevin Snider, a lawyer with the conservative Pacific Justice Institute who represented the Alameda families, said before the school board's vote that his clients would not appeal the judge's ruling if the school board eliminated Lesson 9. He did not immediately return a call Wednesday for clarification on whether the board's action satisfied that condition.

Pop culture main reason Calif has Chihuahua crisis

LOS ANGELES – California has more Chihuahuas than it can handle, and it has Hollywood to blame.

There are so many Chihuahuas at shelters in Oakland, they have started shipping the dogs out of state, said Megan Webb, director of Oakland Animal Services. They have sent about 100 to Washington, Oregon and Arizona, she said, "and as soon as they get them, they are ready for new ones."

Chihuahuas make up 30 percent or more of the dog populations at many California shelters. And experts say pop culture is to blame, with fans immitating Chihuahua-toting celebrities like Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus, then abandoning the dogs.

The problem appears to be specific to California — shelters elsewhere would love to share the wealth, said Gail Buchwald, senior vice president overseeing the ASPCA adoption center in New York City.

"We never have enough supply for the huge consumer demand for small dogs," she said.

One of Webb's biggest problems is a lack of money to fly the dogs to other states. Buchwald said she would be happy to help.

"Nothing is outside the realm of possibility here. We have a supply-demand isssue," she said.

Chihuahuas are the most popular breed of dog in Los Angeles, so it makes sense it is the most abandoned breed, said Madeline Bernstein, president of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Los Angeles. In Oakland, some days, they get 10 of the 5-pound dogs a day, Webb said.

The problem is so bad that shelters all over California that were built for big dogs had to remodel to accommodate the little guys.

Among the reasons for the glut is the breed's popularity in movies like "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" and as celebrity pets, said Dave Frangipane, senior coordinator for Chihuahua Rescue of Beverly Hills. A cute puppy can grow up to have adult health problems or become protective and aggressive.

There are less glamorous reasons, too, like the high vet bills Chihuahuas can bring. And the biggest spikes in California Chihuahua populations are probably due to puppy mills and backyard breeders, Buchwald and Frangipane said.

Chihuahas are cute, but vulnerable, Frangipane said. "People think nothing of kicking a small, yappy dog. And they can be abused by people of all sizes. A toddler can snap a Chihuahua's leg in a second," he said.

Exports up for 6th straight month, boost recovery

WASHINGTON – The economic recovery is likely to draw strength from exports such as farm products, autos, aircraft and industrial machinery — all of which helped lower the nation's trade deficit in October.

Exports of U.S. goods rose for a sixth straight month. Further gains in exports should bolster manufacturers, who struggled during the recession. Heavy equipment maker Caterpillar Inc., for instance, has predicted that its sales will rise next year, reflecting in part greater demand from China and other Asian markets.

Economists noted that much of the improvement in the trade gap reflected a fall in oil imports. But David Resler, chief economist at Nomura Securities, said U.S. exporters are benefiting from growing economies overseas and a weaker dollar. A weak dollar makes their goods cheaper in other countries.

Resler boosted his forecast for growth in the current quarter to 3.2 percent, from 2.9 percent. The U.S. economy grew at a 2.8 percent pace in the July-September period after a record four straight quarterly declines.

The trade deficit fell to $32.9 billion in October, 7.6 percent below a revised September deficit of $35.7 billion, the Commerce Department said Thursday. The improvement reflected a 2.5 percent jump in exports. Imports rose a smaller 0.4 percent, a gain that was held back by a big drop in oil imports.

Through the first 10 months of this year, the deficit is running at an annual rate of $364.8 billion. That's about half the gap for all of 2008. The narrower trade deficit reflects the impact of the recession, which cut consumer demand for domestic and foreign goods.

The stock market rose after the improved trade deficit was reported. In midmorning trading, the Dow Jones industrial average was up about 75 points, or 0.7 percent. Broader stock averages rose, too.

Meanwhile, the number of newly laid-off workers seeking jobless benefits rose more than expected last week, after falling for five straight weeks. Claims were partly inflated by a surge after the Thanksgiving holiday week, when many state unemployment offices are closed, a department analyst said. Seasonal layoffs in the construction industry also played a role.

"The key point ... is that the underlying trend in claims is falling rapidly," Ian Shepherdson, chief U.S. economist at High Frequency Economics, wrote in a note to clients.

Initial claims for unemployment insurance rose by 17,000 to a seasonally adjusted 474,000, the Labor Department said Thursday. That was above analysts' expectations of 460,000 new claims. Economists closely monitor initial claims, which reflect the pace of layoffs and companies' willingness to hire.

The four-week average of claims, which smooths fluctuations, fell to 473,750, its 14th straight decline and the lowest level since September 2008.

If current trends continue, Shepherdson said, claims will fall below the 400,000 mark by February, which would signal that the economy is actually generating jobs. Even more optimistic economists say that net job gains could come in January or this month.

The number of people continuing to claim benefits fell by 303,000 to 5.16 million, the lowest level since February. The total unemployment benefit rolls have fallen in 11 of the past 12 weeks.

The so-called continuing jobless claims figure doesn't include millions of people who have used up the regular 26 weeks of benefits typically provided by states and are receiving extended benefits for up to 73 additional weeks.

About 4.6 million people were receiving extended benefits in the week ended Nov. 21, the latest data available. That's an increase of about 130,000 from the previous week and is partly due to an extension of benefits that Congress enacted last month.

The economy grew at a 2.8 percent pace in the July-September quarter, and many analysts say it is likely growing at a similar pace in the current quarter. But that is much slower than the average 6 percent rate in previous economic recoveries.

As a result, most economists expect the unemployment rate to rise in coming months and remain above 9 percent through the end of next year.

President Barack Obama outlined a new jobs program Tuesday intended to bring down the unemployment rate, which is near a 26-year high. That effort includes tax breaks to encourage companies to hire new workers, increase bank lending to small businesses and a fresh round of infrastructure spending.

October trade deficit drops to $32.9 billion

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The U.S. trade deficit unexpectedly narrowed in October as exports surged to the highest level in nearly a year. Growing exports, boosted by a weaker dollar, are expected to boost demand for American manufactured goods in coming months and provide important strength to the overall economic recovery.


The Commerce Department said Thursday the trade deficit fell to $32.9 billion in October, 7.6 percent below a revised September deficit of $35.7 billion. Economists had expected the deficit to increase to $36.8 billion.

The improvement reflected a 2.5 percent jump in exports, led by strong gains in sales of American farm products, autos, aircraft and industrial machinery. Imports rose a smaller 0.4 percent, a gain that was held back by a big drop in oil imports.

The politically sensitive deficit with China rose 2.5 percent to $22.7 billion, the highest level in nearly a year, even though U.S. exports to China hit an all-time high.

In a trip to China last month, President Barack Obama lobbied Chinese leaders to do more to ease trade tensions between the two nations by allowing the Chinese currency to rise in value against the dollar. American manufacturers contend the Chinese are manipulating their currency to gain unfair trade advantages. A weak yuan makes American goods more expensive in China and Chinese goods cheaper for American consumers.

Through the first 10 months of this year, the U.S. trade deficit is running at an annual rate of $364.8 billion, just half of the $695.9 billion deficit for all of 2008. The lower trade deficit reflected the impact of America's deep recession, which cut consumer demand for domestic and foreign goods.

As the U.S. economy pulls out of the downturn, the U.S. trade deficit is projected to rise in 2010. However, American manufacturers will be helped by rising demand for their products in overseas markets, gains that will come from an improving global economy and the falling value of the dollar against many major foreign currencies, a development that will make American products more competitive in overseas markets.

For October, the 2.5 percent rise in exports pushed them to $136.8 billion, the highest they have been since November 2008. It marked the sixth straight monthly gain in exports, reflecting a gradual recovery in overseas economies and a decline in the value of the dollar since it hit a peak for this year in March.

Imports edged up a smaller 0.4 percent to $169.8 billion. The gain reflected increases in shipments of foreign cars, computers and consumers goods including clothing, televisions and household appliances.

The foreign oil bill fell by 10.4 percent to $22.8 billion as average daily shipments of crude oil fell to 8.34 million barrels, the lowest point since January 2000. The average price per barrel fell to $67.39, down from $68.17 in September, still well above the recent low of $39.81 in January of this year.

Further gains in exports should provide aid to manufacturers, who have struggled during the nation's deep recession. Heavy equipment maker Caterpillar Inc. has predicted that its sales will rise next year, reflecting in part greater demand in China and other Asian markets.

The U.S. economy grew at an annual rate of 2.8 percent in the July-September period, the first increase in the gross domestic product after a record four quarterly declines.

Jennifer Lee, an economist at BMO Capital Markets, said the sizable gain in exports should provide support for economic growth in the current quarter, although many economists believe that figure will be weaker than the third quarter pace as high unemployment levels continue to depress consumer spending.

By country, the U.S. trade deficit with Canada jumped 30.8 percent to $2 billion and the deficit with Japan was up 7.1 percent to $4.4 billion. The deficit with the European Union fell 11.3 percent to $4.9 billion.

The United States ran a surplus of $1.2 billion with the countries of South and Central America, the best U.S. showing with the region in more than a decade.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Stocks climb after retail sales, better jobs data

NEW YORK – Stocks are resuming their climb as investors get positive readings on two of the best gauges of the economy's health: consumer spending and corporate profits.

Major stock indexes rose more than 1 percent in midday trading Thursday, picking up where the market's rally left off earlier this week. The Dow Jones industrials put in their best back-to-back advance since July on Monday and Tuesday, rising 244 points, after two straight weeks of declines.

In a sign that consumer spending may finally be starting to recover, retailers last month saw their first sales gains in more than a year. A closely watched gauge of sales at major retailers showed an increase of 0.1 percent for September, compared with a 1.0 percent drop a year ago. While still tepid, it was the first monthly gain in the International Council of Shopping Centers-Goldman Sachs tally since July 2008, when the index was up 1.3 percent.

The upbeat mood on Wall Street was initially set after the close of trading Wednesday when Alcoa Inc. surprised investors with its first profit in nine months, which the aluminum company attributed to cost-cutting and rising sales to automakers. Alcoa also said it expects worldwide aluminum demand to increase 11 percent in the second half of the year.

One of the first major companies to report earnings, Alcoa's better-than-expected report and upbeat demand prediction reassured investors of a positive earnings season.

"Alcoa set the tone and backed it up," Michael Feser, president of Zecco Trading said.

A better reading on the labor market also raised investors' optimism. The Labor Department reported that new claims for jobless benefits fell to 521,000 last week, down from 554,000 the previous week and better than analysts had expected. It was the lowest level since early January. Continuing claims fell to 6.04 million, better than the slight increase analysts had expected.

The Dow rose 102.63, or 1.1 percent, to 9,828.21. The Standard & Poor's 500 index rose 12.22, or 1.2 percent, to 1,069.80, while the Nasdaq composite index rose 26.65, or 1.3 percent, to 2,136.98.

More than four stocks rose for every one that fell on the New York Stock Exchange, where volume came to 506 million shares, compared with 480.2 million at the same time a day earlier.

In other trading, the Russell 2000 index of smaller companies rose 8.99, or 1.5 percent, to 611.07.

Thursday's gains put the market's seven-month rally back on track, sending the major indexes toward their best weekly gain since early July after back-to-back weeks of losses. Investors had become discouraged in recent weeks by a stream of disappointing economic data, as improvements in areas like manufacturing slowed.

But this week, the market got a boost of confidence from signs of growth in the service sector and a positive analyst report on banks. An interest rate hike in Australia, meanwhile, was seen as a vote of confidence in the global economy.

"The way we will perform is two steps forward, one step back," said Michael Strauss, chief economist at Commonfund in Wilton, Conn. "But at the end of the day we are moving to higher prices."

Still, much depends on how the rest of earnings season goes. Investors question whether the market's more than 50 percent move off of 12-year lows in March can continue at such a rapid pace if earnings results don't back up the market's perception that the economy is on track for growth.

"The Alcoa number that came out after-hours was surprisingly good, but we have a lot of major companies, including the financials, that will be coming out in the next couple of weeks," said Robert MacIntosh, chief economist at Eaton Vance Management. "I wouldn't say we're in the clear."

Companies mostly beat modest earnings expectations during the second quarter because of cost-cutting measures, and investors now want to see actual revenue growth as a driver of profits.

The reports from retailers on Thursday offered fresh hope that sales will be better this quarter. Limited Brands Inc., which runs Victoria's Secret and Bath & Body Works, and accessories chain The Buckle Inc. both posted sales increases for September.

J.C. Penney Co. and Target Corp. raised their profit outlooks after reporting smaller-than-expected declines.

Limited Brands rose 74 cents, or 4.2 percent, to $18.57, while J.C. Penney added 31 cents to $35.22.

Alcoa jumped more than 3 percent, gaining 49 cents to $14.69.

Bond prices were mixed. The yield on the benchmark 10-year Treasury note fell to 3.16 percent from 3.19 percent late Wednesday. The yield on the three-month T-bill rose to 0.06 percent from 0.05 percent.

Commodities prices rallied as the dollar fell further against other currencies.

Gold hit another new record, rising as high as $1,059.60 an ounce. Oil prices rallied $2.68 to $72.75 a barrel on the New York Mercantile Exchange.

Overseas, Japan's Nikkei stock average rose 0.3 percent. Britain's FTSE 100 gained 0.9 percent, while Germany's DAX index and France's CAC-40 each jumped 1.3 percent.

New jobless claims fall to 521K, lowest since Jan.

WASHINGTON – The number of newly laid-off workers filing first-time claims for jobless benefits fell to the lowest level since early January, as layoffs eased a bit amid a fledgling economic recovery.

The fourth drop in new claims in five weeks is a sign the labor market is slowly healing. But employers are reluctant to hire new workers and the unemployment rate is expected to keep climbing well into next year.

Separately, the nation's retailers saw modest signs of life from consumers in September, resulting in the first sales gain since July 2008 and fueling some hope for the holiday shopping season.

The Labor Department said Thursday that new claims for unemployment insurance dropped last week to a seasonally adjusted 521,000, better than analysts expected and down from 554,000 the previous week.

The four-week average, which smooths fluctuations, fell to 539,750, the lowest since Jan. 17. The number of people continuing to claim benefits declined by 72,000 to 6.04 million. Analysts expected continuing claims to rise slightly.

"The downtrend in claims is encouraging and points to continued, albeit gradual, improvement in the labor market," Joseph LaVorgna, chief U.S. economist at Deutsche Bank, wrote in a note to clients.

Economists closely watch initial claims, which are considered a gauge of layoffs and an indication of companies' willingness to hire new workers.

Despite the improvement, initial claims remain well above the 325,000 that economists say is consistent with a healthy economy.

Meanwhile, a late Labor Day and delayed school openings helped boost back-to-school sales in September. The International Council of Shopping Centers-Goldman Sachs preliminary tally registered an increase of 0.1 percent for September, compared with a 1 percent drop a year ago. While still tepid, the results mark the first gain since July 2008, when the index rose 1.3 percent.

As stores announced their results Thursday, J.C. Penney Co., Macy's Inc., and Target Corp. all reported smaller-than-expected declines in sales at stores open at least a year. Limited Brands Inc., which runs Victoria's Secret and Bath & Body Works, and accessories chain The Buckle Inc. both posted increases for the month.

Still, industry worries remain high heading into the holiday shopping season because shoppers, many of whom were afraid to spend a year ago, are now grappling with rising job losses, reduced hours or unavailable credit.

The stock market rose in afternoon trading. The Dow Jones industrial average added about 93 points, and broader indexes also gained.

In a third report, the Commerce Department said businesses reduced inventories at the wholesale level for a record 12th straight month in August. In an encouraging sign, sales jumped by the largest amount in 14 months.

Economists hope the rising sales will persuade businesses to begin restocking their depleted shelves, a switch that would boost factory production and help bolster broad economic growth in coming months.

The jobless claims figures indicate that layoffs are slowing. Employers eliminated a net total of 263,000 jobs in September, the Labor Department said last week. Many economists expect that number to decline this month.

When federal emergency programs are included, the total number of jobless benefit recipients dropped by about 90,000 to 8.9 million in the week that ended Sept. 19, the latest data available. Congress has added up to 53 extra weeks of benefits on top of the 26 typically provided by the states, and is considering adding another 13 weeks.

Many analysts expect the economy grew as much as 3 percent in the July-September quarter, but most employers are likely to hold back on new hires while they wait to see if such growth can be maintained.

The unemployment rate rose to 9.8 percent in September from 9.7 percent, the department said last week, the highest in 26 years. The recession, the worst since the 1930s, has eliminated a net total of 7.2 million jobs.

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said last week that even if the economy maintained a 3 percent growth rate for several quarters, unemployment would still be above 9 percent by the end of 2010.

More job cuts were announced this week. Thermo Fisher Scientific Inc., which makes industrial and scientific equipment, said it will close a plant in Dubuque, Iowa, next year, costing 350 jobs.

New quakes, small tsunami panic Pacific islanders

WELLINGTON, New Zealand – Thousands of panicked South Pacific islanders raced away from coastlines after a series of strong earthquakes rocked the region and generated a small tsunami Thursday, just over a week after a massive wave killed 178 people in the Samoas and Tonga.

There were no immediate reports of damage, and tsunami warnings for 11 nations and territories were soon canceled. But people across the South Pacific took no chances, scrambling up hillsides and maneuvering through traffic-clogged streets to reach higher ground.

"There is panic here, too," Chris McKee, assistant director of the Geophysical Observatory in Papua New Guinea told The Associated Press. "People have rushed out onto the streets and are climbing hills."

The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center issued a regional tsunami warning after a quake with a magnitude of 7.8 struck 183 miles (294 kilometers) northwest of the Vanuatu island of Santo at a depth of 21 miles (35 kilometers). Within an hour, two other temblors of magnitude 7.7 and 7.3 followed.

The Hawaii-based center canceled the warnings after sea-level readings indicated that the wave generated by the quakes was too small — just 0.3 feet (0.1 meter) at Luganville on the Vanuatu island nearest the quakes — to cause much damage.

A fourth quake of magnitude 7.0 was recorded by the U.S. Geological Survey nearly 10 hours after the initial quake at a depth of 21 miles (35 kilometers) in the same ocean area northeast of Vanuatu. No tsunami alert was issued.

There were no immediate reports of injury or damage from officials in Vanuatu, a chain of 83 islands about 1,400 miles (2,200 kilometers) northeast of Sydney, Australia.

"We felt the quake — it shook the ground, but not very strongly," said a police officer in Luganville who declined to give his name as he was not authorized to speak to the media.

Thursday's small tsunami came just over a week after a magnitude 8.3 quake sparked a large wave in the South Pacific that devastated coastal villages in Samoa, American Samoa and northern Tonga. The death toll from the Sept. 29 tsunami rose by five Thursday to 183 after searchers in Samoa found more bodies, said Vaosa Epa, chief executive in the office of the Prime Minister and Cabinet. Another 32 people were killed in American Samoa and nine in Tonga.

That tragedy was fresh in the minds of residents of Tuvalu, a low-lying nation of eight coral atolls with about 10,000 people. Thousands fled inland after Thursday's alerts, some clustering around the government building in the capital, Funafuti — the only multistory building in the country.

In Samoa, where at least 142 were killed in the Sept. 29 tsunami, residents quickly headed for the hills. Cars clogged the roads leading inland, resident Russell Hunter told the AP in the capital, Apia.

"People were genuinely afraid," said Hunter, editor of the Samoa Observer newspaper. "They saw what happened last week and didn't want to be part of that again."

Thursday's warnings also created worry in American Samoa. Schools, government buildings and other residents were evacuated in the U.S. territory.

In New Caledonia, officials warned residents with alert horns and text messages. Schools were evacuated along the east coast and on the nearby Loyalty Islands.

Seismologist Rafael Abreu with the U.S. Geological Survey said Thursday's quakes appear to be unrelated to the Sept. 29 quake near Samoa.

The quakes occurred on different fault lines and the way the earth's plates moved in both events also differed, he said.

Israeli foreign minister: No peace deal now

ERUSALEM – Israel's foreign minister declared Thursday that there is no chance of reaching a final accord with the Palestinians any time soon, casting a pall over the U.S. Mideast envoy's latest effort to get peace talks moving again.

Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman suggested that the two sides come up with a long-term interim arrangement that would ensure prosperity, security and stability. He recommended leaving the toughest issues — such as the status of disputed Jerusalem and a solution for Palestinian refugees who lost homes amid war — "to a much later stage."

He did not elaborate or give a timeline.

"Anyone who says that within the next few years an agreement can be reached ending the conflict ... simply doesn't understand the situation and spreads delusions, ultimately leading to disappointments and an all-out confrontation here," Lieberman told Israel Radio.

Other conflicts have been defused with the sides making a "dramatic decision" to renounce violence and enter into a period of calm that would allow an accord, Lieberman said.

"People have learned to live with it," he said.

Lieberman's suggestion will not necessary translate into peace policy, which is set by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Netanyahu's office wouldn't comment when asked if Lieberman's comments reflected his opinion or government policy. But other senior Netanyahu confidants share similarly skeptical views on peacemaking.

Lieberman's approach runs counter to U.S. efforts to reach an Israeli-Palestinian peace deal quickly. The Palestinians have said they will not agree to an interim peace deal that would put off a resolution of the conflict indefinitely.

Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas will tell visiting U.S. envoy George Mitchell that he will not resume peace talks until Israel freezes settlement expansion and the two sides set out a clear agenda for resumed peacemaking, according to Jibril Rajoub, a key member of Abbas' Fatah Party.

Abbas could be hard-pressed to back down because of the furor he has unleashed at home by suspending efforts to bring Israel before a war crimes tribunal in connection with its winter war in the Gaza Strip.

Nearly 1,400 Palestinians were killed in the war, including hundreds of civilians. Israel, which lost 13 civilians and soldiers in the war, launched the campaign to end years of Hamas rocket fire on Israeli border towns.

President Barack Obama brought Abbas and Netanyahu together in New York last month in an effort to jump-start talks that broke down months ago. So far, no breakthroughs have been announced.

Since the New York summit, Mitchell met with representatives of Netanyahu and Abbas in the United States, before returning to the region this week. He had meetings with Lieberman and Israeli Defense Minister Ehud Barak lined up on Thursday and with Netanyahu and Abbas on Friday.

While Lieberman was speaking pessimistically about efforts to reach a deal, Mitchell was doggedly pressing ahead.

"We're going to continue with our efforts to achieve an early relaunch of negotiations between Israelis and Palestinians, because we believe that's an essential step toward achieving the comprehensive (Mideast) peace to which I earlier referred," he told reporters as he entered a meeting with Israeli President Shimon Peres.

In an interview with the Israeli Haaretz daily, Jordan's King Abdullah II also warned of further stagnation in peace talks, saying that because of the impasse "we are sliding back into the darkness."

Mitchell has been laboring for months to pressure Israel to curb settlement construction. Israel has agreed to limited and temporary restrictions on building in the West Bank, but has resisted a total freeze. It has rejected any limitations on construction in east Jerusalem.

The Palestinians want the West Bank and east Jerusalem for part of their future state, along with the Gaza Strip, now ruled by Islamic Hamas militants.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Developer Tools You Don't Use – And Why You Don't Use Them

Developer Tools You Don't Use – And Why You Don't Use Them

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Just about every developer uses a debugger, at least occasionally. The reasons are obvious: Code inevitably has defects, and a tool can help find them.

However, other categories of software tools are used far less often. According to several years-worth of data collected by analyst firm Evans Data, a steady 20-30% of software developers stay away from some developer tools categories entirely. For example, a quarter of North American developers never use a load and stress test tool; 22% never use data modeling tools.

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Sometimes this makes perfect sense, based on the application or where it runs. Intranet apps rarely need a load and stress tool to determine if they can handle a Slashdot load. If you think your application might endure the occasional heavy load, you might consider hosting with a cloud-based server rather than tune for a situation that never arrives. When some developers say, "These tools aren't necessary," they have good reason for that opinion. According to the latest Evans North American Development Survey, performance tools aren't used by 29% of the developers who primarily write departmental in-house software (as compared to those who write apps the whole enterprise uses), and 44% of those departmental developers never use load and stress test tools. In contrast, 90% of independent software vendors (ISVs) use performance tools at least occasionally, and three quarters use load testing tools.

Most unused development tools
Performance tools 18%
Load and stress test tools 25%
Refactoring tools 26%
Application modeling tools 27%
Data modeling tools 28%
Source: Evans Data

But other categories of developer tools, such as security testing and performance tuning, presumably could benefit everyone. Why don't developers adopt them? To learn the answer, I asked dozens of developers why they don't use data modeling tools, application modeling tools, load and stress test tools, security testing tools, refactoring tools, or performance tools. I also invited a few vendors to chime in, to share the most common sales objections they encounter.

The Tools Are Unnecessary or Irrelevant

A common answer to, "Why don't you…?" is "Because I don't need it."

These tools are out of scope for many projects, points out developer Quentin Neill. Recently, he built an ad-hoc tool to mine a database, merge data into a document infrastructure, and publish it to the web. That application didn't use any of those tools, he says; there was simply no need for them.

Often, tools are perceived as overkill. Developer Leonid Lastovkin explains, "I do not need a bulldozer to build a sand castle. If I am building a big sand castle – then maybe." Developers like Lastovkin must see a tangible, practical need before adopting a toolset. "Performance [tools] can be quite useful, but not until you hit a realistic bottleneck," he says. "It all depends on scalability requirements."

That sentiment is echoed by Charles Wilde, CTO at Aton International, who decides on tool relevance based on project size and type. For instance, an Agile development project with three people might skip data and application modeling tools; a short lifetime project may not justify refactoring or performance tools. "As a project manager, I must make decisions on tools based on cost/benefit. These decisions can vary widely on the specific details," says Wilde.

"I do not need a bulldozer to build a sand castle. If I am building a big sand castle – then maybe."

Leonid Lastovkin

This assumes that developers know when the out-of-scope application status changes. Explains Brian Vosicky, consultant at Corporate Technology Solutions, most projects start small and do not take into account possible growth; customers want a quick turnaround that meets today's requirements. "But the problem is: Requirements constantly change and expand, which then exacerbates the shortsightedness in design and testing and skews the calculation of the benefit," says Vosicky.

Of about 40 teams supported by Capgemini's Paul Oldfield, a methodologist with 25 years experience, few if any of the Legacy Enhancement teams use application modeling tools, because they already know the application back to front and inside out. Other teams have different reasons. "The better [teams] manage fine with whiteboards and paper; a few individuals 'just wing it' despite evidence that they are less productive overall if they go that way."

Sure. That makes sense. If you believe that any individual developer knows what he's talking about.

I Don't Need Their Functionality. Uh, Whatever It Is.

The question raised by the common "I don't need it" argument, however, is, "How do you know?"

One thing I learned from my developer conversations is that vendors don't always make it obvious how the software improves the development process. And developers have their own way of doing things or are confident that their code is adequate (whether or not the attitude is justified), so they see no driving reason to change.

The more experienced you are, the less you need these tools, in the opinion of many. For Mark Hunter, founder of FlipScript.com, the tool cost-to-value ratio is way too small, especially when factoring in the cost in his time. "For instance, why use data modeling tools when an experienced developer like myself can knock out the entire SQL script to create the database in a couple of hours, and later modify it in seconds?"

"Half of the developers in the world are below average, and you and I are depending on their code as well as on software written by the smartest programmers."

Richard Kirkcaldy is a developer at Computer Gentle, serving small businesses and non-profits. Even with larger scale deployments, he'd rather rely on his own knowledge than theoretical measurements. "It's much more helpful to know from experience that a certain database type will handle a certain number of users," he says. "If you don't know how many users a system will handle, you can ask people who have used similar setups." In other words: I can do this job better than the software.

Developer David Stevenson certainly agrees with that premise. "I just completed an XML over HTTP application, and I built my own performance measurement/load test tools from scratch," he says. "I would have to see a tool that wouldn't take an inordinate amount of time to learn, and that could do an equal job to the custom tool that I built."

Maybe Hunter, Kirkcaldy, and Stevenson are justified in their viewpoint (I assume they are), and maybe it's true for you (because as my reader you have demonstrated good taste and brilliance). But statistically, half of the developers in the world are below average, and you and I are depending on their code as well as on software written by the smartest programmers. Remember that guy on your team three years ago who was a legend in his own mind? Do you think his apps could stand to be scrutinized by a fine-tune finishing tool? Do you think he'd have admitted it?

As Larry Warnock, CEO of IT vendor Phurnace Software explains, "Most of the [sales] objections we hear are actually rooted in pride. And it's completely understandable. Developers have spent hundreds of hours creating their baby: home-grown deployment scripts. But ultimately it's tough to argue with the power of automation tools."

It's one thing to reject developer tools because they don't bring enough value to justify the time and money to acquire and install them. However, developers are not always aware of what the tools can do, at least according to vendors. Rob Cheyne, CEO of Safelight Security Advisors, says it depends on the team's skill set. A team with a performance engineering expert may already have a suite of stress test tools. But, he cautions, other teams may not know what's possible. Cheyne says, "Some of the really good security tools have only been available for a few years, and new tools come out all the time."

Vendor Mandeep Khera, CMO for security-tools company Cenzic, believes that too many developers don't recognize that they might have a Web security problem; after all, they haven't been hacked. "They think having SSL is enough. Usually it takes a lot of education and showing them actual hacks to convince them," Khera says.

The Tools Don't Deliver on Their Promises

The vendors, naturally, believe that their tools improve the software development process. (You expected otherwise?) But for some developers, it's not a matter of willingness to adopt a tool; the problem is that the tools don't deliver what they promise.

A decade ago, one developer (I'll call him Dennis) was part of an evaluation team asked to recommend one web stress testing package from the Management-deemed three finalists (all costing over $100,000). None really tested load, he says. They were far too underpowered, and what seemed like exact, discrete, measurable performance specs were mushy. "We held our nose and endorsed the best of the three," Dennis says. "The company bought one of the two losers instead, based on a sales to executive end-run."

Frank Koehl, founder and lead developer at Fwd:Vault, just doesn't believe that security testing tools, for instance, are worth the effort. "I code to eliminate the security holes, but a test is supposed to uncover ones I may have missed," Koehl says. "Because these attacks are so specific, and the tools can only be built for general purpose use, they are often useless. The ones that can get situation-specific are typically far more trouble than they're worth, because they still don't get you inside an attacker's head."

But not every developer rejects the tools. Many would be happy to use them – if only they could.

It's Not Part of the Development Process

In the eyes of Stevi Deter, a lead software engineer at Mantis Technology Group, a primary barrier to adoption is that these tools aren't part of the ordinary software development lifecycle (SDLC). Says Deter, "Unlike, say, Test Driven Development, there is no 'Security Driven Development' concept that teaches processes to include security concerns as an integral part of the development process. Instead, it seems to be viewed as a later step in the SDLC, one that can be skipped."

Safelight's Cheyne acknowledges that adding a new tool can cause concern about breaking an existing process. "It can be risky to change it until you fully understand the benefits and have the time and resources to work it into the existing process," he says.

"It is hard to quantify what benefits the tools will deliver, but the cost is up-front and highly visible."

Dave Poole

The tools also require that the practitioner know what to do with what the tool tells her. For example, explains Alice Kærast, code administrator at Qvox.org, security testing tools aren't very useful unless the developer understands and can deal with the results. "They only ever give obscure vulnerabilities which nobody will exploit and they miss real vulnerabilities that can be exploited," she says. Kærast is comfortable with her (open source) code and believes it's written securely.

Developer and database guy Dave Poole is also dubious about results. "It is hard to quantify what benefits the tools will deliver, but the cost is up-front and highly visible," he says. "I started looking at database stress test tools but was hampered by cost, poor documentation, obscure user interfaces, and ultimately time."

Or, as Denis Sinegubko, founder and developer of Unmask Parasites admits directly, "I don't know how to use them effectively and don't have time to learn."

It's not just a matter of asking software to do a better job than you're doing yourself. If you don't see a need for, say, refactoring, you surely won't buy software to assist with it. Keith Barrows, lead architect at RivWorks, uses refactoring tools personally, but he knows a lot of developers who don't know how to refactor. That makes for messy apps, he says. Similarly, few of Oldfield's teams use refactoring tools. "Many seem just to let the code ossify despite attempts to introduce them to better ways of thinking," he says.

They Might Be Useful, But They're Too Expensive

Another perception is that the tools cost too much for the developer's budget, or (going back to tool quality) they don't offer enough bang for the buck.

Stevi Deter summarized this attitude succinctly: "[Security testing tools] are expensive, so even as a developer focused on continually improving my skills, I find it hard to learn about them on my own. Contract prices don't include these tools, so it's hard to justify the outlay to my employer."

Because specialist tools cost a lot of money, says database guy Dave Poole, few small companies have the budget or time to invest in them. "I had to deliver an e-commerce site written in PHP with Notepad.exe!" he exclaims. "Once you step into the big league, decent tools start to give the ROI but they do require an outlay both in financial terms and in staff training terms."

The "high prices" may be a matter of perception more than actuality, even though the economy has reduced IT budgets. Cenzic's Khera says his company can overcome many myths by showing them how to use a SaaS solution at a very low price.

It's Hard to Convince Management They're Necessary

In some cases, the barrier is not developer reluctance, but finding employers who'll cough up the money to pay for software quality improvement tools. That can be a Catch 22, since a developer may not know what the software can do until she uses it herself, making it hard to ask for the budget allocation.

David Stevenson's company uses only free tools, other than the Microsoft development suite. Buying tools requires the costs to be justified, he says. "Unless you are familiar with the tool (and have a free version to train yourself on) you will not know what benefits and cost justifications the tool will provide, so that you can (attempt to) justify spending on a tool."

For some, tool adoption reflects overall corporate attitudes and, alas, company politics. According to Geoffrey Feldman, a consultant with 30 years of experience, companies exist on a continuum with "Document and analyze everything before writing any code" at one end and "Get 'er done" on the other – and the "Get 'er done" school doesn't use tools unless contractually required. "At the extreme end, if their customer pays for it, it's done," Feldman says. These companies also have "people lovers:" managers who gain importance based on the number of people under their command. "Many of these tools are labor saving devices," Feldman points out, "And thus they eat into the justification for [managing] lots of people."

So, why aren't you using these tools? The bottom line is that they are perceived (rightly or wrongly) as expensive, unnecessary, mystifying or inaccessible, and hard to learn. That's quite a challenge for those of us who care desperately about code quality, and for those who want to create tools to improve it.

All may not be lost, though. For some tool categories, adoption may just be a matter of time.

Safelight's Cheyenne points to debuggers as a good example. For a period of time after modern debuggers first became available, developers continued to debug code manually, such as adding break points and printing to the screen. "Not everybody was immediately aware that debuggers existed, they were comfortable with the way they had been doing things, and the debugger wasn't always bundled in with the compiler and used to cost extra money," Cheyenne remembers. But adoption followed quickly after developers got a taste of the new tools. "Today, no enterprise developer would dream of debugging the old-fashioned way," Cheyenne adds. "It's extremely inefficient and costs far more in developer hours than the cost of the tools. The tools that truly improve ROI will always be adopted in the long run."